I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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