Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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