It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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