Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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