So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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