let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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