I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize