your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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