Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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