Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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