Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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