the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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