But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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