my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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