i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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