I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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