Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Can i not drive my cunt home
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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