One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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