sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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