This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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