College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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