and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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