You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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