New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have aggressive nipples.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
