they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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