Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.