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• (561): View more from Florida

  Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.

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  He looks like a bad one night stand.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.

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• (845): View more from New York

  officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  all my money is vodka money

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  I have never read a truer sentence.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana

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• (530): View more from California

  I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.

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