You made me cry and you don't even care
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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