what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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