My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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