I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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