So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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