if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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