i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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