It was confusing and full of hummus
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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