Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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