so explain again why im purple
no
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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