From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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