Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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