It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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