The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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