i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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