yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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