All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Randomize
