I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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