come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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