Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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