Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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