How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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