He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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