We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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