apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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