i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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