Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
