clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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