just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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